blockchain investigator · kernel patcher · ghost infrastructure

Crypto thieves get traced.
Hardware that shouldn't boot gets patched.
Bots run. Servers stay up.

You won't find me. But I'll find the money.

• surface-pro-6-xhci-fix — Intel xHCI controller corrupts its own PCI register at ExitBootServices(). Everyone else reinstalled Windows. I patched the kernel.

• Blockchain forensics — on-chain investigation, DeFi monitoring, tracing stolen funds across chains. Chainalysis · TRM Labs · Scorechain · custom tooling.

• Ghost infrastructure — distributed scraping bots, international VPS network, Telegram-orchestrated AI agents (OpenClaw, Hermès). Nothing goes down.

• IR↔Wi-Fi bridge — Pi Zero 2W bridging IrDA from a Psion 5mx and HP 200LX to AI agents over Wi-Fi. 1994 hardware talking to 2024 LLMs. Because it's possible.

``` low-level │ Linux kernel · xHCI · PCI config space · initramfs · ACPI · setpci languages │ Python · Bash · JavaScript/Node.js · PHP blockchain │ on-chain forensics · EVM · Etherscan/BSCScan APIs · DeFi monitoring retro │ Psion 5mx · HP 200LX · IrDA · PCMCIA · DOS · EPOC infra │ distributed bots · VPS · reverse proxies · Telegram agents AI │ LLM orchestration · agent pipelines · Claude API ```

Psion 5mx (repaired — grafted Series 5 chassis) · HP 200LX (1994, 2 MB)
Current target: IrDA → Pi Zero 2W → Wi-Fi → AI agent.
Modern CF cards fail on the 200LX. Era-correct Nikon EC-8CF from 1999 works fine.
Sometimes the old way is the only way.

Don't steal. I investigate.